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Nov 10, 2009
Give 'em The Finger & Bras Across The Mississippi

SweetPotatoQueens.com

Dear Y'all,

You are SO going to love me for this:

With a couple of “clicks,” you can be DONE with shopping—

for Hanukkah, Christmas, birthdays—whatever—for literally EVERYBODY you know!

I am Genius—see me Sparkle!

First of all, let me just advise you to:

GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY THE FINGER THIS CHRISTMAS

and have them THANK you for it!

Here is one single all-purpose gift—for guys, kids, families—watch the videos and see for yourself—anybody and everybody can play and have fun with FINGER FOOTBALL!

14 Reasons why Finger Football is Way More Fun than regular football:

  1. Anybody with a finger or a thumb can not only play but also WIN. Really. That's all you need.
  2. You don't have to go outside in the cold and/or mud to play it or watch it.
  3. More than likely, nobody’s going to end up with a concussion.
  4. Absolutely no knowledge or understanding of the actual game of football is required—paving the way for igmos of all kinds to become champions. (Key Queen’s “We Are The Champions.”)
  5. You can eat and drink WHILE playing the game.
  6. You can watch an actual football game on the Big Screen WHILE playing the game.
  7. There is no way your butthead brother-in-law can cheat, which will be a first.
  8. No standing in line for nasty bathrooms (unless there's a crowd at your house and you didn't clean your bathroom).
  9. The quality of the game-food is likewise up to you, plus or minus.
  10. The only people “in the stands” or “on the field” will be the ones YOU INVITED (with the possible notable exception of the aforementioned butthead bro-in-law).
  11. If you always wanted to paint your entire body in team colors and act like a completely mindless moron at a game but were too shy to actually do it in public—NOW YOU CAN—in the privacy of your own home. (Please send photos.).
  12. No endless boring half-time shows.
  13. No blind and/or crooked refs—you can make your OWN bad calls—with NO instant replay.
  14. NO COMMERCIALS!

And if you CLICK HERE AND ORDER, you automatically get a 10% discount—just because you ordered through SPQ! Watch the videos on my homepage and see for yourself—all you need is a flat spot and a few fingers! NOTE: Be sure that when you tell your friends and family about ordering their own that they need to go though my website to get the discount.

But wait!

THERE’S MORE!

(Sometimes I like to imagine I’m the ShamWow Guy.)

IT’S BACK—by popular demand—the QUEEN IN A BAG KIT.

You get (or can give to Worthy Individuals) an SPQ Tote Bag containing one copy of The Sweet Potato Queens’ Book of Love, an O-fficial SPQ Crown, the very sparkly SPQ Shades, and the O-fficial Big Giant Red SPQ Wig—a $132.00 value—for…$99.00! Limited quantities available—so order soon!

Here's a letter from Jan Michaels regarding our recent American Cancer Society fundraising efforts:

Hello!

The final cash count for Bras for Breast Cancer was $8528 to the Am Cancer Society for Breast Cancer Research. We had enough bras to do both sides of the bridge this year!
 
Here's link for pics: http://www.q1051.com/pages/janmichaels.html   (my page that has a link to the photo gallery)
 
Thanks bunches and bunches!

We got bras from all over the nation... about 50 packages through the mail from 26 different states... Florida, Georgia, Utah, Texas, New Jersey, Kentucky, Ohio, Oregon, California, Virginia, West Virginia, Kansas, Wisconsin, New York, Alabama, Missouri, Illinois, North Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Indiana, Connecticut, Maryland, Vermont and Rhode Island.
 
So, a BIG YAY!!!  It was great fun and mucho successful!
  
Jan Michaels

Program Director/Afternoon Drive Personality
WQJQ ~ Q 105.1 ~ Jackson's SuperHits
Promotion Director
WQJQ ~ WSTZ ~ WHLH ~ WMSI ~ WJDX ~ WZRX
1375 Beasley Road
Jackson, MS 39206
601-982-1062 ext.214

I'd also like to add my heartfelt THANKS to y'all for helping us out again this year! There's just no end to what we can do.

BOOK CLUBS—If you are reading any of my books, let me know in advance by e-mailing me at hrhjill@sweetpotatoqueens.com and I will call y’all the night of the meeting and answer all questions and laugh and carry on with y’all. This is Big Fun—so lemme play with y’all!


Write to me anytime at hrhjill@sweetpotatoqueens.com —with funny stories, GOOD OBITUARIES, and/or Questions about Life Itsownself—I'm often wrong, but NEVER IN DOUBT!

Continue Being Particular—
jillconnerbrowneTHEsweetpotatoqueen


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