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Jun 4, 2008
Father's Day & "The Dummy Line"

Dear Y'all,

I am nearly finished writing American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens’ Guide to Preserving Your Assets; so, if you haven’t sent me your favorite trashy recipe yet—please make haste and do so!  If you have any thoughts about your own personal Maturation Process (or the lack thereof) that you’d like to share, it’s not too late for those either. And, naturally, I’m always happy for you to tell me embarrassing and/or annoying stuff about OTHER people as well—oh, my, yes—do tell me all that!

My new favorite author, BOBBY COLE, will be doing book signings and The Cutest Boy in the World will be there with him—so if y’all are in the neighborhood, do drop by to say “hidee!”,  get a personalized copy of The Dummy Line and keep your mitts off The Cutest Boy!  Here’s their schedule for June:

Saturday, 7 June, Windows a bookshop, Monroe, LA
Thursday, 12 June, Reed’s, Columbus, MS
Saturday, 14 June, That Bookstore, Blytheville, AR
Thursday, 19 June, Turnrow, Greenwood, MS
Wednesday, 25 June, Lemuria, Jackson, MS

DON’T FORGET:  The FATHER’S DAY SPECIAL is good until NOON, Friday, June 7.  And don’t think you can call up on Saturday morning and beg—on account of The Cutest Boy in the World will be off with Bobby Cole, Shipping Tammy will be home lying down and I’LL be the only one here and you know that I don’t know how to do squat but answer the phone!

If you’re lucky enough to still have your Daddy, give him an extra squeeze on Father’s Day for me—I miss mine more every year. I do have The Cutest Daddy in the World now though—and he’s ONE of the reasons I would marry Kyle all over again. The OTHER reason is, of course, The Cutest Mama in the World! I am so lucky to have them both in my life. 

Write to me anytime at hrhjill@sweetpotatoqueens.com —with funny stories, GOOD OBITUARIES, and/or Questions about Life Itsownself—I'm often wrong, but NEVER IN DOUBT!

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